The Scotch-drinking sax player has long been a staple of American society. Our screeches and moans have long been the soundtrack to the underbelly of Americana. Sadly, the ranks of these Titans have been severely diminished over the past 40 years to near extinction. Please open your heart and give to "Save a Scotched-Up Saxophonist" foundation. This fund will guarantee a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black or Chivas Regal behind the bar at every venue frequented by Saxophonists. This will virtually guarantee the bartender approximately $15 in tips from the Saxophonist. Just another way Scotched-Up Saxophonists are good for society.